trillow:

i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me

dignitea:

I’m stuck between wanting to be an adult, accomplishing a lot, and contributing a lot to society and lying on my floor, ignoring my responsibilities, and crying to sad songs alone in my room.

zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

slutformisha:

fuckyeahitsalltimelow:

what would you do if you woke up one saturday morning and instead of hearing the usual quiet your house contains you hear voices so you open your door and peek out and you see your favorite band talking to your parents 

“oh honey come meet our new neighbors” 

what would you do

Them.